Desas desus






Erk tetiba pulak terdengar desas desus cakap keta 12 tahun tak leh berada diatas jalan. Alamak, kancil ku dah masuk 12 tahun. Tahun depan 13 tahun. Ini bererti kalau JPJ betul-betul kuatkuasakan 'desas desus' tue, alamat kancil aku pun tak leh pakai laa..

Hei~! apa punya desas desus laa. Apa ingat semua orang mampu beli keta ker? isk. Nak pakai apa pi kerja lepas nie? Naik unta, tapir!

Aku bukan nak melenting atau nak marah. Aku cuma terkejut. Kancil aku tue la yang aku pakai wat kerja. Ke hulu ke hilir aku pegi (urusan rasmi) pakai kancil. Selama nie pun aku claim atas nama kancil tue. Kalau 'desas desus' nie betul, macam mana aku nak wat kerja? Bidang kerja aku perlu keluar. Lain laa kau pihak atasan bagi kederaan jabatan, boleh laa wat kerja.

Apa-apa hal pun, kita tengok 'desas desus' nie sampai mana. Malas nak pikir sangat. Kalau dah betul baru kita melenting, buat bising agar semua orang pening, otak berpusing macam gasing..


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One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car drove out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started cursing and yelling at us.

My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean he was really friendly. So I asked, “Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!” This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Ignore the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!"


Windows Update

Bebaru nie, pc kat pejabat tak boleh buat Windows Update. Dah macam-macam cara aku cuba tapi masih tak leh wat. Panduan di internet dah macam-macam aku try wat tapi masih juga tak menjadi. Masalah nie bermula apabila aku try nak update windows 7 kat pejabat, masalah nie kuar..


'windows update cannot currently check for updates, because the service is not running. You may need to restart your computer'


Korang pernah tak jadi macam nie?
Macam-macam cara aku try, last-last aku dapat wat juga. Caranya aku reset windows update aku dan kemudian update semula. Ia secara manual. Susah sikit tapi berkesan.

Maklumat Penting, kaedah  atau panduan ini mengandungi langkah-langkah yang memberitahu korang bagaimana untuk mengubah Registry. Walau bagaimanapun, masalah serius mungkin berlaku jika korang mengubah suai Registry secara tak betul. Oleh itu, pastikan bahawa korang mengikuti langkah-langkah dibawah ini dengan berhati-hati. Untuk keselamatan pc korang, buat salinan Registry korang sebelum ikut panduan ini. Untuk maklumat lanjut bagaimana untuk membuat salinan atau sebalinya berkenaan Registry ini, klik pada link ini
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/322756 (How to back up and restore the registry in Windows)

Panduan dibawah ini guna bahasa omputeh, aku tak ada masa nak translate. Lagipun aku takut kalau-kalau translate aku nanti jadi bunyi lain. Hahaha

To reset the Windows Update components, follow these steps

  1. Open a Windows Command Prompt Windows. To open a command prompt, click Start and then click Run. Copy and paste (or type) the following command in the Open box and then press ENTER:

    cmd
  2. Stop the BITS service and the Windows Update service. To do this, type the following commands at a command prompt. Press ENTER after you type each command.
    • net stop bits
    • net stop wuauserv
  3. Delete the qmgr*.dat files. To do this, type the following command at a command prompt, and then press ENTER:
Del "%ALLUSERSPROFILE%\Application Data\Microsoft\Network\Downloader\qmgr*.dat"
  1. If this is your first attempt at resolving your Windows Update issues by using the steps in this article, go to step 5 without carrying out step 4. Step 4 should only be performed at this point in the troubleshooting if you cannot resolve your Windows Update issues after following all steps but step 4. The steps in step 4 are also performed by the "Aggressive" mode of the Fix it Solution above:
    1. Rename the following folders to *.BAK:
      • %systemroot%\SoftwareDistribution\DataStore
      • %systemroot%\SoftwareDistribution\Download
      • %systemroot%\system32\catroot2
To do this, type the following commands at a command prompt. Press ENTER after you type each command.
      • Ren %systemroot%\SoftwareDistribution\DataStore *.bak
      • Ren %systemroot%\SoftwareDistribution\Download *.bak
      • Ren %systemroot%\system32\catroot2 *.bak
    1. Reset the BITS service and the Windows Update service to the default security descriptor. To do this, type the following commands at a command prompt. Press ENTER after you type each command.
      • sc.exe sdset bits D:(A;;CCLCSWRPWPDTLOCRRC;;;SY)(A;;CCDCLCSWRPWPDTLOCRSDRCWDWO;;;BA)(A;;CCLCSWLOCRRC;;;AU)(A;;CCLCSWRPWPDTLOCRRC;;;PU)
      • sc.exe sdset wuauserv D:(A;;CCLCSWRPWPDTLOCRRC;;;SY)(A;;CCDCLCSWRPWPDTLOCRSDRCWDWO;;;BA)(A;;CCLCSWLOCRRC;;;AU)(A;;CCLCSWRPWPDTLOCRRC;;;PU)
  1. Type the following command at a command prompt, and then press ENTER:
cd /d %windir%\system32
  1. Reregister the BITS files and the Windows Update files. To do this, type the following commands at a command prompt. Press ENTER after you type each command.
    • regsvr32.exe atl.dll
    • regsvr32.exe urlmon.dll
    • regsvr32.exe mshtml.dll
    • regsvr32.exe shdocvw.dll
    • regsvr32.exe browseui.dll
    • regsvr32.exe jscript.dll
    • regsvr32.exe vbscript.dll
    • regsvr32.exe scrrun.dll
    • regsvr32.exe msxml.dll
    • regsvr32.exe msxml3.dll
    • regsvr32.exe msxml6.dll
    • regsvr32.exe actxprxy.dll
    • regsvr32.exe softpub.dll
    • regsvr32.exe wintrust.dll
    • regsvr32.exe dssenh.dll
    • regsvr32.exe rsaenh.dll
    • regsvr32.exe gpkcsp.dll
    • regsvr32.exe sccbase.dll
    • regsvr32.exe slbcsp.dll
    • regsvr32.exe cryptdlg.dll
    • regsvr32.exe oleaut32.dll
    • regsvr32.exe ole32.dll
    • regsvr32.exe shell32.dll
    • regsvr32.exe initpki.dll
    • regsvr32.exe wuapi.dll
    • regsvr32.exe wuaueng.dll
    • regsvr32.exe wuaueng1.dll
    • regsvr32.exe wucltui.dll
    • regsvr32.exe wups.dll
    • regsvr32.exe wups2.dll
    • regsvr32.exe wuweb.dll
    • regsvr32.exe qmgr.dll
    • regsvr32.exe qmgrprxy.dll
    • regsvr32.exe wucltux.dll
    • regsvr32.exe muweb.dll
    • regsvr32.exe wuwebv.dll
  1. Reset Winsock. To do this, type the following command at a command prompt, and then press ENTER:
netsh winsock reset
  1. If you are running Windows XP or Windows Server 2003, you have to configure the proxy settings. To do this, type the following command at a command prompt, and then press ENTER:
proxycfg.exe -d
If you are running Windows 8, Windows 7, or Windows Vista, type the following command at a command prompt, and then press ENTER:
netsh winhttp reset proxy
  1. Restart the BITS service and the Windows Update service. To do this, type the following commands at a command prompt. Press ENTER after you type each command.
    • net start bits
    • net start wuauserv
  2. If you are running Windows Vista or Windows Server 2008, clear the BITS queue. To do this, type the following command at a command prompt, and then press ENTER:
bitsadmin.exe /reset /allusers
  1. Install the latest Windows Update Agent. For more information, click the following article number to view the article in the Microsoft Knowledge Base:
949104 How to obtain the latest version of the Windows Update Agent to help manage updates on a computer
  1. Restart the computer.

Command And Conquer Generals





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Lambat Macam Siput




Masuk jer pajabat pepagi nie terus buka online-banking. Arghhh tak masuk lagi. Apasal lambat sangat nie? Selalunya awal jer. Tak lebih 15hb berikutnya confirm diorang bayar. Tapi nie dah masuk 19hb pun tak nampak lagi bentuk bayaran tue.

Aku bukannya bising tak tentu pasal. Aku juga tau diorang pasti bayar tapi yang jadi isu sekarang nie ialah kelewatan banyaran tue. Aku tak tau kenapa? Semua prosedur dah diikut. Tak ada yang di quiri. Malah aku ada call minggu lepas, diorang cakap dah proses. Sampai bila mo proses woO. Tuntutan itu bukan tuntutan mo pi bulan atau pi planet marikh, tuntutan bayaran kerja luar jer pun. Itupun kerja yang dibuat untuk korang, mesyuarat mewakilkan korang, kerja yang hakiki dan kerja yang macam hamba abdi...

Masa awal tahun cakap tuntutan bayaran tue kena sampai sebelum 5 hb. Punya awal korang mintak. Tak sempat nak rehat hujung bulan. Sekali macam ribut. Aku ikut pasal korang duduk atas. Tapi sekarang bila tiba time bayarannya, lembab. Ini itu bila ditanya. Lambat macam siput ****. Itu duit aku juga woO. Duit minyak, duit makan, duit TOL. Ingat kerja yang korang suruh tue free ker. Ingat aku nie banyak duit ker nak belanja korang. Itu duit gaji aku. Harap korang nak belanja, sorry la. Kalau ada yang belanja pun guna duit peruntukkan. Aku bukan tak tau tapi malas mau ambik tau.

Aku marah takat dalam nie jer. Malas aku nak luah kat korang. Karang aku lebih pepandai pulak korang nak tukarkan aku. Aku sabar jer la. Tak per. 

Dunia nie bulat woO. 
Sekejap kita atas dan tak sedar esok lusa pula dibawah. 
Masa tue baru tahu langit itu tinggi atau rendah. 
Ingat masa susah la, time senang dulu leka
Tapi tak pe sebab karma tue ada
Turn aku akan tiba
Masa itu confirm aku kata
ADA AKU KESAH!

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